Unattractive Sightings

People everywhere are reporting sightings of a mysterious creature whose features are aesthetically unpleasing. It has been sighted in homes...

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...in cars...

...and even in bookstores...

City Lit Books in Chicago (not pictured, but also present at Unabridged Books.) 

City Lit Books in Chicago (not pictured, but also present at Unabridged Books.) 

Powell's Books in Portland

Powell's Books in Portland

If you see this creature yourself, authorities advise that you take IMMEDIATE vigilante action and capture it using the lure of dollar bills and a bag. Also report any and all sightings to  Amazon.com so that we can coordinate efforts in combating this truly hideous threat.