AWARDS MADE OF DRAGONS

So funny story. Remember that book I wrote. You know, the one I won't shut up about.

Love me?

Love me?

No. Not that one. The other one.

You rang.

You rang.

Yeah that's the one. So anyway, turns out, it's a finalist for Dragon Con's Dragon Awards. In fact, all the books in Inkshares' Sword and Laser Collection are nominated for Dragon Awards: The Life Engineered for best sci-fi novel, Asteroid Made of Dragons for best fantasy novel, and yours truly for best horror novel. Here's an article about it as proof.

Here's the thing: the winner is based on fans voting. So to win, lots of people have to vote for us. Lots of people...like YOU!

Yes, Bertie Wooster, you. Here's what to do: click here. Then...sign up. Then...vote for Sword and Laser books. Then, willfully ignore the virus you secretly downloaded that will subliminally trick you into buying our future books.

"But Jim," you might say, "I can't just vote for your book. I need to do my due diligence." Of course, you should by all means read each of our books to make sure you like them. Which is why, until September 1st our e-books are on sale for 99 cents. 

So please, if you liked my book, go vote for it. If you haven't read my book, buy it now for cheap. And of course, never forget...

Please sir, can I have s'more?

Please sir, can I have s'more?